Can You Install a Love Program?

Published Tuesday, 30th August, 2016 | By Susan AKA Peacefull

This was sent to me ages ago. I like it. Perhaps this is the language that is heard…

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INSTALING LOVE
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Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

     Customer: Well, after much consideration,
     I’ve decided to install Love.
     Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you.
Are you ready to proceed?

     Customer: Well, I’m not very technical,
     but I think I’m ready.
     What do I do first?

     Tech Support: The first step is to open
     your Heart.
     Have you located your Heart?

     Customer: Yes, but there are several
     other programs running now.
     Is it okay to install Love while
     they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.

     Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase, Past Hurt from your
     current operating system. It may remain in      your permanent memory but it will
     no longer disrupt other programs.

     Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its
     own called High Self-Esteem.    However, you have to completely
     turn off grudge and Resentment.
     Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
     Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

     Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
     Do this as many times as necessary until
     Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
     Customer:   Okay, done!   Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components ” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on
Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

     Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will
     overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you
     need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your
     Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

     Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up
     with new files. Smile is playing on my
     monitor and Peace and Contentment
     are copying themselves all over
     My Heart. Is this normal?

     Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it
     takes awhile, but eventually everything
     gets it at the proper time. So Love is
     installed and running. One more thing
     before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
     Be sure to give it and its various modules
     to everyone you meet. They will in turn
     share it with others and return some cool
     modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.
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